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“Perfect” Thanksgiving Planning
A fun thing about having a cute little baby is that even with weeks of careful planning, you’re at the mercy of the whims of a little human.
A Birth Story: The Dad’s Perspective
Every birth is different. Some dads handle it well, and others still manage to successfully bring their children into the world, despite their shortcomings.
I Don’t Like Poop on my Balls
There’s no better way to put what parenthood is like than the Mike Tyson quote: “Everybody has a plan until they’re punched in the mouth.”
Everyone Meet Eli
As a dad you’ll find out quickly that you need a set list of “Punishments” or simple “Threats” that combat misbehavior in your children. Sometimes you’re a genius…and other times it backfires on you.
The Musings of a Future Father
As I sit here reflecting during my final days of kid-free life, I’m realizing that I have a lot of thoughts I want to capture... I do believe that there is a central theme here: ya boi is an idiot. Not only that, although I’m as prepared as I possibly can be for my impending fatherhood, that doesn’t change the fact that I’m mildly terrified now that it’s becoming real.